She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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