at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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