Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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