I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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