Fine. I'll sleep in my office
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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