sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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