Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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