Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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