Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so let's talk penis.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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