I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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