they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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