Please, let me fuck your mom
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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