also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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