i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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