id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
