my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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