idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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