So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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