There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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