I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!