I can text with my tongue
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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