I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.