she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize