I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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