Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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