I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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