Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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