This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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