birth control should be required to get into college
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
