We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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