The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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