You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
are you so shy because you have an std?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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