Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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