listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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