when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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