it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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