Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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