Dual....:-)
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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