just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There r osticjed everywhere
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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