I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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