The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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