Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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