I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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