you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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