i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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