let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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