she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i now understand why vodka
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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