summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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