i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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