I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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