just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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