yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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