One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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