Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
