I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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