Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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