Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Drunk is a universal language darling
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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