1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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