yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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